December 2, 2013

*Judy Garland singing Christmas music in the background*
Olivia: What are we going to do with the garland? Speaking of Judy Garland
Hana: Oh I was going to say that
Olivia: HA! BEAT YA TO IT!

November 17, 2013

Hana: I wouldn't want anyone I know to be my doctor.
Olivia: What you don't want K.C. (a guy on our floor) to be your gynecologist?

Hana: Oh, no actually I want K.C. to be my gynecologist.

Olivia: *genuinely surprised* You do? Really?

Hana: 

November 16, 2013

Olivia:
Stupid boys
Stupid girls
Stupid people
Life
Word

Katherine:
Nice poem you got there, English major

Olivia:
I can't help it, brilliance just flows from me

November 6, 2013

CONTEXT: Someone didn't flush...
Olivia: "How is that even possible? Is your large intestine that big?!"

October 31, 2013

Patrick: So I was like I was playing a pick up basketball game and I was going up for a rebound and then I grabbed the ball and then I swung my arms and I elbowed my friend in the face and then I felt really bad, and yeah.

Olivia: HAHA! In your face!

October 30, 2013

Katherine: Oh, Kimberly just messaged me and told me she just had a half hour conversation with a cute boy!

Olivia: In person?